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st3phanii
19 December 2007 @ 11:02 am
Is there something in the water? (Like sperm?)  
JAMIE LYNN SPEARS
 IS PREGNANT!
BAHAHHHAAAHAAHSHFkaurbjkrusbgfl!

Oh my god.
It doesn't get any better than that.




 Jamie Lynn Spears!
Jessica Alba!
Lily Allen!

ALL SPERMINATED!



Pregnancy is the new pink!
 
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st3phanii
08 December 2007 @ 07:12 pm
I want peppermint coffee and I want it NOW.  

I wrote an entire entry that I was going to post.. And my computer decided that it needed to live up to it's stupid fucking reputation of sucking and FROZE as soon as I was done writing it.

I want coffee but I'm too lazy to go make some. I GUESS I could make myself some coffee but, laziness is so much easier.

Hey, some dumb woman poured coffee all over herself and is trying to sue McDonalds because their fucking cup didn't say, "HEY. THIS IS HOT!"
 
...I hope that woman that sued McDonalds is slightly mentally challenged. Honestly. I mean, how can you pour coffee all over YOURSELF.. And then SUE whoever gave you the coffee.. that I need to remind that YOU poured all over YOURSELF.. because they didn't tell you it was hot?

IT'S FUCKING COFFEE, YOU ASSBAG!

Because, you know, when I dump something all over MYSELF, I know that I like to announce to everyone that I just dumped my drink all over myself.

Nope, that's okay. I'd rather sue.

I'm so excited for Christmas! We better have a White Christmas because if we don't, SOMEONE is getting hurt.


 
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st3phanii
02 December 2007 @ 09:59 pm
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I'm watching Harry Potter on ABC Family, God. I love me some Harry Potter. I was watching a Beauty & The Geek Marathon earlier.


I hope it snows on Christmas.
How romantic would that be?!
Everyone go outside and do a snow dance!
I don't know exactly how to do one
But that's what Google is for!

UM. IT'S FUCKING COLD!?

I want mittens.
And scarfs!
And one of those ridiculous hats with the ear flaps.
Yeaaaah, mayne.
 
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st3phanii
24 November 2007 @ 04:11 pm
BLAHHHH.  


So, I'm generally a nice person. Alot of people get upset with me sometimes because I'm too forgiving and trusting and I put too much into people and I let them walk all over me. If I have a problem with someone, I can NOT tell them I have a problem with them..I hate, hate, hate confrontation.

There's this girl that I'm currently "in a fight" with. I've never met her either. Which is suprising, considering how small this stupid town is... but we're friends/ex-friends with the same people. We know eachother because we know the same people.

I despise her. Which seems immature, considering I don't "know" her.

She's always whining. Everything is always "soooo wroonnggg!" with her life, but OF COURSE, nothing is her fault. Everything is SO dramatic and EVERYTHING is so much more horrible for HER than it is for ANYONE ELSE: boyfriends, parents, friends, rumors, life, mistakes, everything... It all sucks.

"Whine, bitch, whine, bitch. Everything sucks! My life is the worst! Why does everything bad happen to me! and everything is sooooo dramatic and sooooooo horrible but NEVER your fault.

Hunny, you're 14.  Go ahead and try to "kick my ass" if you'd like.

1) YOU'RE 14. Maybe when you start your period we'll reconsider.
2) Fist fighting is one of the stupidest things anyone could ever do.
3) Being in that close range to your face might cause me to vomit My face is too pretty.

I just got really, really nauseous.




I just want to say, for the bajillionth time, that I love my boyfriend so much. I'm so lucky to have him, really.
 
 
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